Thursday, June 18, 2009

i'm a find, i'm a catch, and very gifted at ddr

i'm obsessing with this song "i know it's today" from shrek the musical. this is the part of the musical where they introduce a seven-year old princess fiona, dreaming of the brave knight who, her storybooks tell her, will one day rescue her from her tower and end her mysterious curse. as she grows into a teenager, and then a headstrong woman, she becomes a little bit crazy, but never loses her faith in her fairy tales.

Now I know, he’ll appear
Cause there are rules and there are strictures
I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight
My white knight, my knight and his steed
Will look just like these pictures!
It won’t be long now, I guarantee!


for the record, i am not complaining about being single. oh god no. singleness is awesomeness in all sorts of ways. as i've said before, i am on the waiting side of the boat. not in a hurry or anything. but i'm hopeful. if i see it, i see it. if it comes, it comes. patience is virtue. f'realz, hombre!

if you're not like me and is complaining about your singleness dry vajayjay situation or late nights with the lotion sessions, answer me this...would you date you?

that's how you assess yourself. for this matter, i'll turn to the horoscopes.

i'm a capricorn. this is generally how we are...according to them...

Personality Traits of a Capricorn:

  • Good organizational skills
  • Neat & tidy
  • Practical
  • Realistic
  • Strong work ethic
  • Materialistic tendencies
  • Conventional
  • Respects authority
  • Egotism
  • Cruel taskmaster
  • Servility
  • Excessive perfectionism

Likes...

  • Simple food
  • Antiques
  • History
  • Responsibility
  • Not being pressured
  • Unconditional love
  • Privacy
  • Elitism
  • Family

Dislikes...

  • Untidiness
  • Disorder
  • Being teased
  • Familiarity
  • Surprises
  • New ideas & paths
  • Loneliness
  • Being useless
  • Public embarrasment
Their occupations can include most professions that have to do with math or money and they are strongly attracted to music (you know it!). In their personal relationships they are often ill-at-ease, if not downright unhappy. They are somewhat self-centered but not excessively so, wary and cautious around people they do not know very well, preferring not to meddle with others and in turn not to allow interference with themselves, thus they tend to attract people who do not understand them. Casual acquaintances they will treat with diplomacy, tact and, above all, reticence. They make few good friends but are intensely loyal to those they do make (so mofo true!), and they can become bitter, and powerful enemies. They sometimes dislike the opposite sex and test the waters of affection gingerly before judging the temperature right for marriage. Once married, however, they are faithful, though inclined to jealousy. Most Capricornians marry for life. astrology-online.com

you can also lean on the 4 types of personality.

the last time i checked, i'm choleric sanguine. in the last few years, i've keeping the sanguine part of me and yet leaning more on to being a phlegmatic. phlegmatic sanguine...whatever how that works. the two kinda contradict each other.

in addition to those...

i LOVE music so much. if i could possibly marry it, i would. i'm not like those who only appreciates one genre or two of music. i listen to various kinds of music. will let you in on that on a different entry. seriously, i you go through my ipod, it'll blow your betlogs.

i make a good travel companion. i know how to pack light and use maps. i find joy in getting lost. i've mastered the art of patiently waiting for the baggage carousel to spit out my luggage. i can spot them right away too.

i play basketball and watch tennis (novak djokovic anybody?).

i know how to use a lawn mower.

i watch a lot of tv (except in the summer).

i am freakishly strong (deal breaker?).

i don't lie.

i'm on twitter a lot.

oh and i don't bite. i just growl.

i think i'd date me. would you?


i know, he'll appear...

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