PAL - Philippine Airlines
my flight to manila didn't have an on-board wifi. hence, i took notes of my supposed tweets during the flight. read:
- flight attendant fail. i asked for a cup of water...she went to get me one but ended up giving it to the girl in front of me. girl: "ummm...wtf?"
- who would've thought that they'd only serve seafood and pork on the first meal? what happened to chicken and beef?
- suprisingly, not too many crying babies.
- something i ate prior or on this flight is making me gassy. makes me want to scream "gonads bitch!"
- tarboolens!!! #turbulence
- not one hot flight attendant on board. no sweet ass walking by to look at. thank god for blessing me with a @RockstarJodie.
- in tagalog, a 'seatbelt' is called 'sinturong pangkaligtasan.'
- playing card games with @meechelleedeeiaz. monkey!
- attendant asked if i want beef tapa of "ohmahlet" #pinoytourets
- called it! tapsilog for breakfast at 34000 feet.
- ummm....erap is acting...again? i'll accept this as a hallucination.
- i want to say something profound...i'm doing my nails...
- who's getting better at less awkward small talks? this gal! he lives 4 blocks away from robson square.
- a cute little girl is making plane friends with us. i gave her my sassy wink. yeah the one that never works for guys.
- daddy's home!!!