ok so i spontaneously went out for dranks after work. my phone ran out of juice and couldn't tweet as much as i would've. so yeah, here...what i would've tweeted:
- i'm austronesian! damn it!
- fucking atheists.
- praise the lord.
- your mouth is dirty. your mouth supplies floating stuff for your beer.
- hehe twitter secrets.
fucking racist atheists.
- jerks. nobody wants to join us? fiiiiiine.
- drink my filth. DRINK MY FILTH!!!
- does the sun make me look like jesus drinking beer?
- idiots using drive-thru ATMs. *shakes my head* that's your people! she is not asian! that's 1-1 for chinks!
- fucking gay racist atheists.
- if you want to play footsie, just let me know. my legs may be short but....
- lick your beer.
- i know people who should definitely go look for a job.
- fucking jobless gay racist atheists.
- we're so very couple-y. our tongues are green.
- let's go on a trip! australia!
- #LBS2012 - wait for this epicness.
- not so pure now, am i?
- just coz i giggled about something doesn't mean i'm toying with the valuable info i just shared to you.
damn! hell no, i'm not going to post the ones that i'm not allowed to tweet. that's right, you goddamn wish you were there!
disclaimer: i don't hate atheists or gay people or any other race. act on whatever you see fit, i don't care. as long as you're not hurting anyone, go ahead. i won't stand in your way. if you really know me, i can be the most non-judging person you'll ever meet. i don't hate.
so that's me ending my monday on a good note. i always love spending time with jodie. she's the best! enjoy the rest of your week!