ok...as i normally do with my long ass plane rides, i bring you, WHAT I WOULD'VE TWEETED!!!!
- when are they going to turn the ac on?? i'm hot. oh well i've always been hot since circa '85. oowwwww!! #iammusemyself
- pilot just did the welcome on board ceremony. i think he forgot we're going to england.
- "what is avant garde?" asks the person on seat 40A. i'm on 39C. i have ears!
- what?! no ass photo from jodie??!? that's just wrong!!
- watching catfish. give me the like button and i'll poke it to death.
- nev schulman, you have a kind and forgiving heart. lesson: be true to yourself. you can only be as real or as phony on the internet.
- ooohh supper! plane food = christmas eve dinner. attendant, i'll have the chardonnay, please and thank you.
- what? it's chistmas! and they don't card you when you're 37,000 ft up in the air. #win
- HOWL. they have good movies this season. good job, air canada.
- "...and ended fainting on the wall with a vision of ultimate cunt and cum..." - howl, allen ginsberg
- with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol, cock, and endless balls #howl
- one of the flight attendants look like joel gray when he was 43. do i dare ask him to do a bit of the emcee for me?
- remember the band catatonia?
- little purple pony is having fun. as per her box, her name is "starsong." that's just dull gay. i want a sparkly name for her.
- aaron tveit, you sexy thing, you!
- MOLOCH! MOLOCH! MOLOCH!
- holy! this turbulence is scaring me. surprisingly, i'm falling asleep through it.
- it's christmas morning! merry christmas from 39,000 feet!
- muffin and yogurt. lol. muffin and yogurt.
- huh. unlike the US' 1 per family landing card, UK's landing card is per person.
- pimps don't cry.
God blesses everyone!
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